Zeke this week

"Z, what do want for breakfast?"

"um, oatmeal"

"but all the bowls are dirty from yesterday"

"we can just use yesterday's oatmeal bowls"

"Z, can you please not sit on my bed without underwear?"

"but Mommy, my butt cheeks are closed!"

"Mommy! I went pee! I just went on J's Tonka Truck."